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Emergency Toast: Don’t Leave Home Without It

October 8, 2009

A good wedding toast is like a mini skirt: Long enough to cover everything, but short enough to hold your interest. Unfortunately, you can’t find a good toast at your nearest mall. In case you find your mind go blank as you tap a champagne glass or are just struggling to find the right words, here’s an emergency toast you should have on hand:

(Bride) and (Groom) may your lives be filled with joy, good health, and a lifetime of happiness. Cheers!

Remember to have a glass in your hand, speak loudly and clearly, and most importantly don’t drink too much before your toast (like the gentleman shown below in the movie The Wedding Singer), but be sure to take your sip after!

xoxo Jackie

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